Economical Christmas

We can't enter that store, dear waifu* It's already empty, my saifu** Instead let's take a selfie, it's muryou*** Over here is perfect, under the mistletoe^

*Waifu（ワイフ）＝ wife **Saifu （財布）＝ wallet ***Muryou（無料）= free ^Mistletoe = ヤドリギ